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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sleeping prisoner? Under a-rest."
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"What do you call a cross between a joke and a hypothetical question?"
"Date advice to women from a guy: Laughing makes you 100 times more attractive than makeup."
"A photon arrives at the airport As he checks in, security asks him: ""Do you not have any luggage?"" The photon replies, ""No, I'm travelling light""."
"I'm still disappointed that Penguin and Random House merged to become Penguin Random House and not the more hilarious Random Penguin House."
"How do you make Holy water? Boil the hell out of it."
"My dirty language got me suspended in school but many years later I get rewarded with stars and retweets, never give up on your dreams kids."
"One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. About the same as a common Monday on Earth."
"A woman lights a cigarette after intercourse ""Do you ever smoke after sex?"" she asks her husband. ""I've never checked."""
"What do you call an STI in your nose? Sniff-illis"