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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sleeping prisoner? Under a-rest."
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"Supposedly Adam Ant has been trying to impress Robert Plant for years... ...everyone knows Adam Ant doesn't move Robert Plant, but he's got high hopes."
"What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor? 21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH *thump* 1st floor goes: *thump* AHHHHHHHHHH"
"How do you make a holy water? Put it in a pot and boil the hell out of it."
"What do The Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? The both circle Uranus and get rid of Klingons."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It may take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid by this chick."
"Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles."
"If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing?"
"Yoga Instructor: This is Warrior pose Me:*Sitting down, eating a cheeseburger YI: Me:*chewing I'm a Warrior who just slayed a McDonaldite"
"I went to a feminist picnic the other day It sucked. No one cooked or made any sandwiches."