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Joke of the Day

"A photon arrives at the airport As he checks in, security asks him: ""Do you not have any luggage?"" The photon replies, ""No, I'm travelling light""."

"Today I learned that 48% of women in the U.S. are battered... and to think I've been eating mine plain for all these years."

"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector? Well, one is a toy-loving vapist..."

"I know who's Batman's real son It's Lil Wayne!"

"Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful? Because they were set in stone."

"Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, your pets in tupperware, your grandad in a crockpot and your mother in law in a ziplock bag."

"Upvote this if you're in North Korea! ....wait...."

"How does Davy Crockett take his pie? A'lamode"

"How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player? Ask them what OP stands for."

"I've Noticed Bernie Sanders is Wearing a Ballcap Now at his Rallies. If he wants to invigorate his base shouldn't he be wearing a trilby?"