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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cross between a joke and a hypothetical question?"
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"What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids? Inconceivable."
"What sort of tape measure does the guy from The Guinness Book of Records use to measure the worlds longest tape measure?"
"Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors."
"Welcome to our nearly empty restaurant. Please follow me to our worst table."
"How many Mexicans Does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan"
"[wife gets home & sees shit on the rug] What's this? ""It was Rover he w.."" *dog makes throat slice gesture* ""It was me. I shit on the rug"""
"How do you catch a slutty bee? With a hornet."
"""OK...that Trust Exercise didn't go exactly according to plan. Once we dispose of the bodies let's keep quiet about this...AS A TEAM!"""
"Thanks for letting everyone on facebook know your phone is broken. I was already thinking about never calling or texting you anyway."