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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an STI in your nose? Sniff-illis"
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"Which room in Donalds Trump's house has the thickest walls? his-panic room."
"What's a gay couples least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe."
"When a woman asks how good I am in bed... I'm definitely not the second coming."
"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber."
"We all missed harambe Except the bullet!"
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"I thought about logging into Myspace, but the Delorean is in the shop."
"You hear the one about a geologist that was an alcoholic? He found rock bottom."
"Commonwealth Games: Building unrealistic goals and dreams for British athletes going to the olympics since 1930."