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Joke of the Day

"A blind man walks into a bar... ... and a table, and a chair, and a stool."

"What is black & blue and definitely not up for sex? The new girl in the women's refuge."

"Just lean back in your chair and say ""caloric"". It's exhilerating."

"Did you hear about the crocodile with false teeth? The birds refused to clean them because it was in-denture servitude."

"How a brass instrument player reads a line from Shakespeare's Hamlet. Tu-ba or no tu-ba."

"When I see your face, there's not a thing I would change .... except the direction I'm walking in."

"I figured why people make the same noises when they are carrying something and having sex They are both carrying a load."

"Elton John just launched a women's lingerie line.. ""And you can tell everybody this is your thong"""

"my ex has had a really hard time moving on. from what i can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)"

"What is better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded"