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Joke of the Day
"Date advice to women from a guy: Laughing makes you 100 times more attractive than makeup."
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"My gf thinks I cook our meals cause I love her. Really, it's cause I'm afraid she might try to poison me."
"Terms Of Sex Satisfaction. In Terms Of Sex Satisfaction Woman Is Like A Road & Man Is Like A Traveler The Traveler Gets Tired But The Road Never Ends."
"What nationality are Sprinters? They Russian. I'll also see myself out."
"*Puts on apron* *Places Pop Tarts on plate* *Removes apron*"
"It's impossible to slowly tiptoe around without activating T-Rex arms."
"What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"
"Why did the billionaire keep winning at Poker? He played his Trump card."
"Him: I just had sex with that woman! Me: She's 60. Him: I know. Me: I Hope you used protection or you might have caught osteoporosis."
"Dating is a win-win. If things go well, you eat food and fall in love. If they don't, you still eat food and that's all that really matters."