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Joke of the Day

"A woman lights a cigarette after intercourse ""Do you ever smoke after sex?"" she asks her husband. ""I've never checked."""

"Why do french people love eating snails? Because they hate fast food"

"Why Aren't There Riots When White People Get Killed? Because white people have work in the morning."

"If Philae finds an inhabitant on the comet what would be its first words? I'm a Comedian ^((because people from Mars are Martians)^) ^^And. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out"

"Always a housemaid, never a house."

"My Italian grandmother just got a stair chair lift, I asked her how she likes it... she said ... ""IT DRIVES ME UP THE FUCKING WALL"""

"Q: What do you call a running chicken? A: Poultry in motion."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ? Bernie bridges !"

"What did the fighter pilot do when his plane was about to crash? He ejaculated from the cockpit."

"What do you call Batman if he leaves church? Christian bail."