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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!"

"Did you hear Prince's sister is inheriting his estate? There's just one problem... She's just like their mother, so she's never satisfied."

"What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center? ""Who ordered the two jumbos?!"""

"My dad never really loved me as a child I can't really blame him though ; I wasn't born until he was an adult."

"Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid? He was told not to play with his food."

"My brother started making terrible bird puns to annoy me... But toucan play at that game"

"The school called me on the phone today and said, ""Your son has been telling lies."" I replied, ""Well, tell him he's bloody good! I don't have no kids!"

"Other than THAT Ms. Lincoln, how was the play?"

"I turn into a Mexican soccer announcer when in driving in traffic GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy? Bart."