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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Prince's sister is inheriting his estate? There's just one problem... She's just like their mother, so she's never satisfied."

"Look at all these people writing in Starbucks, just like Hemingway."

"When chuck Norris was born WWII had ended"

"What Trumps favorite song Make it rain (there are two way you can read this)"

"Why is being in the military like a blow-job? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. "

"Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list? Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands"

"Im really good at coming up with jokes about planes. They always seem to take off."

"Donald Trump is not actually a member of the Republican Party He's a *Whig*"

"What does an airplane and a female have in common? They both have cockpits."

"No one laughed at my geography joke I guess you had to be there."