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Joke of the Day
"What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center? ""Who ordered the two jumbos?!"""
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"What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ? Discordant !"
"Hey baby! What's up? Baby: My mother's uterus."
"What kind of fish has no father and looks like shit? A Bassturd."
"I get so angry when I hear about children being abused/named ""Jaden."""
"Why did the farmer take a milk bath? Because he's too tall for a milk shower."
"A guy goes to the Olympics and sees a man carrying a long pole. The guy asks - Are you a pole vaulter? The man replies - No I'm German - how did you know my name is Walter?"
"Joke Of the day Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck."
"I wish my work would pay me to tweet all weekend like they do all week."
"Funny shaped potato joke Q: What do you call a penis-shaped potato? A: A ""Dick-tatter""."