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Joke of the Day
"Being in a vortex Must really suck"
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"How do you pick up older Spanish women? Hola Seniority"
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"What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns? East Timor?"
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"Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy... Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy, the last time he farted it was quite a big deal. Scientifically speaking, they call it the big bang."
"What changed to make The Fantastic Four the Fantastic Three? Nothing."
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"A million dollar idea: Diapers for birds."
"I was once an avid smoker of weed... I did weed everywhere I did it in rain I did it in snow But I did not, in hail."