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Joke of the Day

"What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy? Bart."

"When Peter Rabbit was working as a porn star, whom did his contract require to be on the set? Fluffer Bunny."

"I've just noticed the wife is wearing her sexy underwear. This can only mean one thing. She's behind with the laundry."

"Rock, paper, scissors? -The proctologist removing items from me"

"Do you like Christmas? Then why don't you merry it?"

"""I like your tree's earring."" ""That's a tire swing."""

"Hell is nothing but a bunch of moms asking for help with their laptops."

"There once was a girl named Roofie... Her blowjobs were really quite toothy. I slipped her a pill, She sucked on my dill, And ended my sexual thrill."

"Where did the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"Do you know why they call it the Xbox One? Because you take one look and walk away."