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Joke of the Day

"My brother started making terrible bird puns to annoy me... But toucan play at that game"

"Old but gold What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school? Bison."

"How do you get a woman to pick cotton?' Set her tampon string on fire."

"I was very upset at the funeral the other day. I started wailing and moaning and banging on the coffin In the end they opened it and let me out."

"""this wing of the facility is where we do updog research"" ""what's updog"" ""that's what we're trying to determine"""

"What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold? A cheeseburger can't feed your ego."

"Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are too wise you be I see you are too wise for me."

"I used to have a pet piglet.... I used to have a pet piglet, watching it discover the world was really interesting at first. But after a few months it became a bit of a boar."

"Do not trust atoms... They make everything up."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was going to... Al's Toybarn!"