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Joke of the Day
"Other than THAT Ms. Lincoln, how was the play?"
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"Where do socialist birds lay their eggs? In a communest (pls ^dont ^^be ^^^repost)"
"Politics have really just become an emotional beauty pageant But you know... Women's Rights"
"My neighbor, an elderly prostitute, adopted a puppy and asked me if I could help train it. I told her ""No sorry, you can't teach an old trick's new dog."""
"Why the USA get silver in synchronized diving? Because Steele Johnson always comes second."
"I lied awake all last night waiting for the sun to come up... And then it dawned on me."
"A guy sees a woman walking her dog... Guy : Wow I didn't know you could walk a cow ! Woman : I'm sorry but this is a dog. Guy : Yes I know, I was talking to the dog."
"Waldo books are cute until u learn he owes $100,000 in unpaid child support & is wanted for arson"
"I have ebola. AMA"
"*donates my body to science* Science: no thank you"