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Joke of the Day
"OOPS BANANA Q: What do you call two banana peels? A: A pair of slippers."
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"What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive? A Lamb-orghini!"
"I found my inner self today... I am never buying cheap toilet paper ever again."
"My friend doesn't like how I tell fat people jokes. I'm still not sure how their weight has to do with their sense of humor."
"[drinks milk from carton] WHY AREN'T YOU USING A GLASS?!? ""I went to the eye doctor"" What does that mean? ""He said I don't need glasses"""
"I thought I'd tell you a good time travel joke... but you didn't like it."
"Racist jokes are all the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
"(Q)...... What was the difference between Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky's dry-cleaners? (A)...... Clinton wouldn't come clean."
"I would like to order a sandwich.. Oh wait. Wrong sub"
"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? I can't make a vitamin"