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Joke of the Day
"I would like to order a sandwich.. Oh wait. Wrong sub"
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"Being a racist zebra seems difficult."
"I didn't think housework is a full-time job, so for Thanksgiving my wife served me a raw turkey. Revenge is a dish best served cold."
"I made a song about a tortilla. [Well actually, it's more of a wrap.](http://i.imgur.com/Clj36.jpg)"
"What's a Jewish pyromaniac's favorite explosive? A Mazeltov Cocktail"
"My friend said he had 10 times more chicks than me Well 10 x 0 is 0."
"Maybe raccoons aren't really digging through trash for food, Maybe they're just looking for something to remove their eye shadow."
"So, two elephants are in a bathtub, when one of them says, ""pass the soap"", and the other one says, ""No soap: Radio!"""
"Why did the poor man sell yeast? He wanted to make some doe!"
"There's an apartment building in my neighborhood that's full of guys who think they're Jesus It's a Messiah Complex"