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Joke of the Day
"What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive? A Lamb-orghini!"
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"Dysentery It's a shitty way to die."
"Turns out a At Home DNA Test is not a good baby shower gift."
"Whats the age of consent in Thailand? 50$"
"Why do donut shops not hire security? Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection."
"Why can't you have a party on the moon? There's just no atmosphere"
"Hey girl, are you a compressed file? 'cause I wanna unzip you and open you up."
"""Good luck with your little skits!"" -Shakespeare's mom."
"Craigslist is useful until you need a list of people named Craig."
"""So where are you from?"" - I'm a Liberian ""Oh sorry *whispers* where are you from?"""