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Joke of the Day

"Racist jokes are all the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"A new vending machine opened up at isis headquarters today... It was called the allahu snackbar."

"A Rabbi, a Canadian, and a New Yorker walk into a bar Just kidding the Rabbi was actually a terrorist and they all died in the explosion!"

"Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Gays are definitely from Saturn. You know the only planet chic enough to accessorize with a belt."

"What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common? They're both full of bums"

"Seriously, why put the suicide hotline on the backs of buses? Put it on the fronts."

"I've fallen in love with a fellow ventriloquist's doll. But she's already spoken for."

"Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !"

"Ellie Goulding could really take her relationship to the next level... ... if she married Darth Vader (Don't know if I should be proud, but yes this is OC)"

"Chef's favorite personal dish? Stroganoff"