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Joke of the Day

"My friend doesn't like how I tell fat people jokes. I'm still not sure how their weight has to do with their sense of humor."

"I was visiting /r/nononono and I saw the rule on people not being able to walk away from something, and so I thought... What if they crawled away?"

"Have you heard the rope joke? Skip it."

"You'd think Pizza Hut would be able to upgrade to a house by now."

"What do wooden whales eat? A plankton."

"What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?! Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit?!"

"Did you hear about the new Vietnamese cookbook? It's called ""101 ways to wok your dog"""

"What does someone with a foot fetish wish for? To meet their solemate."

"Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c? Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!"

"Two homosexuals are bored... "" Let's play a game, if you win I'll play the girl's role. -OK -What has four legs and goes meow? -A crocodile. -You won !"""