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Joke of the Day

"[drinks milk from carton] WHY AREN'T YOU USING A GLASS?!? ""I went to the eye doctor"" What does that mean? ""He said I don't need glasses"""

"Good job I am very surprised that no one has made a 9/11 joke. I would of thought that 9 times out of 11 that I would see one."

"What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces? Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them."

"To silence her critics who hail her as Satan, Hillary is set to launch a new post-apocalyptical video game after winning the election! It's called President Evil."

"Joe is a such generous guy. Once he went out on the town and got two blowjobs. He came back and gave me one!"

"What is the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."

"My black friend asked me... My black friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library. I said ""What the fuck man it's, 2016, you can use whatever printer you want""."

"OneTwoTheee cat and UnDuTwa cat had a swimming race. OneTwoThree cat won... Because UnDuTwa cat sank. I'll see myself out."

"I'm not very good with DIY. A pile of books fell on my head... I only have my shelf to blame :-("

"How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but he'll get the Mexicans to do it."