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Joke of the Day

"[drinks milk from carton] WHY AREN'T YOU USING A GLASS?!? ""I went to the eye doctor"" What does that mean? ""He said I don't need glasses"""

"This isn't a joke, I'm a Black guy who's in dire need of white jokes.... Give me your best Reddit! ^^^^"

"Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you."

"When birds fly in V formation why is one side longer than the other? They have more birds on that side. #scienceded"

"What do you do after you've just licked the softest, sweetest, pussy in the world? Put it back in the crib."

"How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house? The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway."

"How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order? I on it."

"So two muffins are in an oven... One muffin turns to the other and says, ""Boy! It is getting hot in here!"" The other muffin replies, ""WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HEAR US SCREAM"""

"TIL that Geneva has the biggest meeting place for Homosexual scientists in the world. It's called the ""Large Hardon Collider"""

"Justin Bieber getting tasered would be the most watched YouTube video of all time."