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Joke of the Day

"I thought I'd tell you a good time travel joke... but you didn't like it."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it's like over there.. He said he couldn't complain."

"The company hates when I helicopter into work. It's always, ""zip up your pants and go see HR now!"""

"What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !"

"Three friends were casually talking. -I bumped into my Russian friend yesterday -Vladislav? -Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!"

"What animal should you never play cards with? A cheetah"

"What do you call a guy with no shins? Tony..... toe knee"

"Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher: I agree but that's the lowest mark I could give you!"

"You ever hear the joke about the 3 holes in the back yard? Well well well...."

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