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Joke of the Day
"I have a magic dog... It's a labracadabrador."
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"Congratulations to Tu Youyou on winning the Nobel Prize in Medicine and for being the most confusing person to sing Happy Birthday to."
"A Meteorologist's best subject is small talk. They only talk about the weather."
"My cat and I have lots in common like how we both cry when we're hungry and both put our ass in the air when it's being rubbed."
"When 2 people have sex it's called a twosome. When 3 people do it it's called a threesom I guess that's why they call me handsome... Edit: front page! Everyone hating on my joke can suck it"
"Overall productive day.. *Ordered Batman boxer briefs & matching knee socks *Called my mom *Bought an Xbox game, & a goat, on Craigslist"
"Drummers always have such lame jokes... I've heard them all like a Zildjian times."
"How are babies different from feminists? Babies grow up and stop crying."
"This joke came to me while waiting on my iphone repair at the Apple store.. What do people at the Genius Bar drink from? -Einsteins"
"Whiteboard and Eraser Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser? The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way."