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Joke of the Day
"A Meteorologist's best subject is small talk. They only talk about the weather."
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"I dig, You dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It's not a good poem, but it's deep."
"There are only 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand Binary and those who don't"
"My gf asked me if I'm cumin I said no, 'cause your papwreaksa"
"What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day? A Buddha Pest."
"I accidentally killed a squirrel when I prepping the campsite. It was unin-tent-dead."
"What do you call a fake Chinese iPhone? A slanted-iPhone"
"Two blondes standing either side of a river, the first blonde shouts to the other ""How do you get to the other side?"" the other replies ""You're on the other side, stupid!"""
"Doctor Doctor...people keep ignoring me.. Next pls... im here all wk."
"*watching The Revenant* *rewind* *play* *rewind* *play* *rewind* *play* Him: What are you doing? Me: Taking notes for when I fight a bear."