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Joke of the Day

"Whiteboard and Eraser Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser? The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way."

"""Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.."" Him: Do you have to say that everytime we visit my mom?"

"Steven Hawking nearly died last year. Luckily they sorted him out, they just switched him off and back on again."

"Why Does Waldo Wear Stripes? Because he doesn't want to be SPOTTED!!!"

"Why did Will die? Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: ""Fire at will"""

"there should be 1 line at every store for people who have their shit together"

"Did you hear about the cannibal who had an out of body experience? He starved to death."

"Weird how people think I won't summon Satan when they talk to me while chewing."

"What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech? A blonde at a flashing red light."

"The spork is the hermaphrodite of utensils."