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Joke of the Day
"Drummers always have such lame jokes... I've heard them all like a Zildjian times."
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"Good thing ""you only live once"" has really caught on otherwise we might all kill ourselves like it's no big deal"
"Son - ""Mom, don't get scared but I'm calling you from the hospital..."" Mom - ""Son you've been a doctor for 4 years, and you still go on with that shit."""
"""If you have any questions, just ask. My door is always open."" said the boss at my new job. ""Why do you need a door then?"" I asked him."
"When a South African tells me they really love math I can't work out if they're a nerd or an addict"
"My uncle started shouting at me about my ""misuse"" of emoticons and had a heart attack ;)"
"Have you seen how expensive balloons are lately? Bloody inflation."
"How did Hitler tie his shoes? In little Nazis"
"The good news is I'm pretty much who I say I am. The bad news is I'm pretty much who I say I am."
"I don't like when they use ""late"" to describe a deceased person. It's like give a guy a break on his attendance, he's dead."