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Joke of the Day

"This joke came to me while waiting on my iphone repair at the Apple store.. What do people at the Genius Bar drink from? -Einsteins"

"What does a horny assassin do? Netflix and Kill."

"Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test? Fred: Yes Mum I sat next to the cleverest kid in the class."

"""Should the cabin lose pressure oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or other adults acting like children."""

"[Dark Humor]Why is suicide illegal? Destruction of government property."

"Why couldn't the computer play golf?... ...Because it had the wrong Driver"

"What do you call a young Jewish girl who solves mysteries? Nance Hebrew"

"How do you make a pheromone? Let his people go!"

"I like my coffee like I like my women..... ....ground up and in the freezer."

"What is a zombie's favorite restaurant? Subway: East flesh!"