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Joke of the Day

"Overall productive day.. *Ordered Batman boxer briefs & matching knee socks *Called my mom *Bought an Xbox game, & a goat, on Craigslist"

"I've always identified with Professor Calamitous from Jimmy Neutron... But I never bothered to figure out why."

"What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it."

"You can say what you like about Hitler... ...at least he killed Hitler."

"A Latvian dies No potato for Styx-cross Kicked off Styx cross boat Now no potato, and is dark. Also cold. Did really die? Or malnourish hallucination?"

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."

"Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico? Because they couldn't find a virgin or three wise men."

"Short joke A priest, rapist and comedian walk into a bar, then the barman says: 'God are you fucking kidding me?!'"

"Maybe 6% of pens work. Terrible job, pen manufacturers."

"A man went to see his doctor. ""You need to stop masturbating,"" the doctor said. The man asked, ""Why?"" The doctor replied, ""Because I''m trying to examine you!"""