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Joke of the Day

"Weed strin humor At the dispensary there is a strain called Aldous Huxley. If you smoke it with your wife she becomes sterile. #LegalWeedJokes"

"Why do you go to a black mans garage sale? So you can get all your stuff back."

"What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy? I wuv you watts and watts!"

"Did you hear about the boss that slept with his secretary and then fired her? He really gave her the shaft."

"What rhymes with ""hug me""? Chutney."

"At what time does Sean Connery arrive at The Wimbledon? Tenish..."

"coworker: did you hear someone used all the charity money to buy snacks from the vending machine me: *laughing nervously* that's awful"

"Just remember, every time someone misuses the word ""epic"" Zooey Deschanel covers another Smiths song on her ukulele."

"A $7 voucher at the airport is like having 100 skeeball tickets at Chuck E Cheese: it sounds good on paper but won't get you anything decent"

"I'd hate to play baseball with the witches from Macbeth Because they think that Fair is Foul and Foul is Fair."