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Joke of the Day

"Just remember, every time someone misuses the word ""epic"" Zooey Deschanel covers another Smiths song on her ukulele."

"My favorite Jobs: 1. Blow 2. Steve"

"If you ever see on a road where a section of the dotted line is missing - There is no law there."

"14 years ago tonight, a loaf of frozen reindeer shit fell from the sky & struck my father, killing him instantly."

"""Please note that WinRAR is not free software. After a 40 day trial period you must either buy a license or remove it from your computer."""

"A good sign that you're not ready for children is if you cut your food with a credit card."

"Tried to make jokes on this plane about the other passengers' carryon bags, but they went over their heads"

"What's the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus."

"I am a good dancer.hilarious one. Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"The Lost Bet by Henrietta Hart"