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Joke of the Day
"Why do you go to a black mans garage sale? So you can get all your stuff back."
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"Why are there no female serial killers? Because after the first kill, they have to tell someone."
"What does E.T. stand for? Freedom of speech"
"How much does wood cost? About tree fiddy."
"""Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa"" - the soundtrack to every Middle Eastern scene in every Hollywood movie."
"What did arnold schwarzenegger say to the chemist Get to the COPPER!!!!!"
"We don't talk about the Duggar family in our house anymore. The subject is a bit too touchy."
"Corned beef and potatoes running aimlessly about on the playground. -Hash Tag"
"[to an inflatable tube man waving outside a car dealership] i feel like you're overreacting. these are moderate savings at best"
"The gun range is great practice for being attacked by a paper target."