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Joke of the Day
"What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy? I wuv you watts and watts!"
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"How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly? Electro cute"
"Critics agree that plot considerations did not justify the near-constant nudity in your film ""How To Safely Use A Ladder In The Workplace"""
"I am starving and horny. This cucumber is going in me one way or another."
"When the step kids start talking shit, I like to remind them that I am totally boning their mom."
"No matter how good your raspberry body wash smells, don't be tempted to drizzle it over your ice cream. I've been burping bubbles for days."
"Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of shredded cheese . . . so he can make America grate again."
"What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin."
"Dear Santa, us big girls like toys too......just put them in the second drawer of my nightstand!"
"Heard about the new paki doll coming out for christmas? You wind it up and it stinks."