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Joke of the Day
"What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy? I wuv you watts and watts!"
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"Someone told me that wearing glasses would make me look smarter. No one told me you had to wear clothes too."
"According to movies when a huge object is chasing you, left and right turns do not exist."
"What is Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Craft."
"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if your name was ""GWWAAAANNNEEEHHHAARRRR"""
"A joke without brevity Is just a long explanation of something that's funny"
"Every day I thank God for giving me the power to keep being an atheist!"
"""You know who needs more attention? Celebrities. Maybe we could give them trophies or something."" Good idea, Oscar. What'd you have in mind?"
"North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they're brainwashed by the government and the media. When everyone knows that America is the best country in the world."
"What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face? A mousetache."