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Joke of the Day

"I'd hate to play baseball with the witches from Macbeth Because they think that Fair is Foul and Foul is Fair."

"What did the green grape said to the purple grape? BREATHE, GOD DAMMIT!! BREATHE!!!"

"Why did Moses lead the Jews around the desert for 40 years? Because someone dropped a quarter."

"[NSFW] What's the difference between priests and pimples? Pimples only come on your face after you turn twelve."

"What do you say to a woman with only one tooth? Nice tooth."

"Google Moon is NOT what I thought it would be. *pulls up pants"

"What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt? After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture."

"Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo? They only had two vans"

"I just got fired from my job at the fruit market. I was driving people bananas."

"I got fired from the orange juice factory. I couldn't concentrate."