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Joke of the Day

"What rhymes with ""hug me""? Chutney."

"I'm really not a fan of Mayweather but.. It's actually perfect outside so I cant complain."

"What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul!"

"Why should you never go drinking if you wear a monocle? Because then you'd be a barnacle."

"What boxer's nickname is EEEEE? Mohammad Ali All-E"

"Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming? He did too much coding."

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how immature am I? 69"

"If you want to hide your face, go out naked."

"Did you hear that the French President is getting divorced? Apparently he came home early and caught his wife surrendering to a German."

"Why did the antelope go to her sisters house? She wanted to see her nephewlope"