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Joke of the Day

"What does a pirate drink for breakfast? Arrrrange juice."

"I hate it when people come in my house and say hey do you have a bathroom?NO we shit in the sink"

"When you think your life couldn't be any more pathetic, remember some people have more than 1 Facebook account."

"What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight? The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive"

"The Oklahoma fraternity just shut down for racism has re-opened under a different charter They now call themselves the ""Tri-Kaps"""

"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldnt change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction!"

"Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy? They said IT couldn't be done"

"Getting sick of seeing dogs that are not falling in love or at least sharing spaghetti."

"Noah had a younger brother called Rick who just built a speedboat and saved 9 cheetahs"

"The Pope is hardly the first person to lose interest in their real job so soon after joining Twitter."