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Joke of the Day

"What's innuendo? It's Italian for ""suppository""."

"Like many people, I had no idea what to do after I left school. But after thinking about it for a while, I decided to go home."

"Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes? He lost his sense of humerus."

"another car tip: once a month, open the hood and rip out one thing. most of the engine is decorative and weighs down your car"

"What do you call a slutty a gun? A fl-uzi"

"Cocaine is never a solution... Unless it's dissolved in water."

"A black man walks into a bar and robs it."

"What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's? There is twenty of them."

"I'll make the punchline, you create the set-up. And that's how I found out... what toxic shock means."

"1) ""Obamas spying on you.""2) ""Eh. Cost of being free!""1) ""Obama wants to give you healthcare.""2) ""WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS?"""