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Joke of the Day
"The first rule of breast club is you having them and that's good enough for me."
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"I told my dad I didn't want to walk all the way there... ...He said: ""That's a lame excuse""."
"Maybe we should put Obama on the $20 bill Then we would finally get the change he promised."
"This isn't a competition! -People who are losing"
"""No, no, I said I'm a PEDALPHILE. I'm super into bicycling. So that's a no go on the job now, huh?"""
"Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels? Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation."
"Husband: ""Lost my keys again."" Wife: ""It's in your Jeans."" Husband: ""Come on, Why do you have to Drag my family into this!"""
"QA engineer walks into a bar ...(x-post from r/programmerHumor) Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv."
"Or any other Lie! Bro1: Why are you upset? Bro2: I text my GF but she doesn't reply back Bro1: Don't be upset bro, she may doesn't see it, or his mobile dead or she was sleeping or any other lie..."
"2 men are in the bathroom. One is seen running in, the other leaving. What are their nationalities? Russian and Finnish!"