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Joke of the Day

"Dark jokes are like food. Not everyone gets it."

"The Amazing Spiderman was good but they didn't cover the part in his life where he co-founded Facebook...I assume that will be in the sequel..."

"What do you get if you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?"

"Why was everyone laughing at the sculptor? He was making a funny face"

"A good joke is like a kid with cancer They never get old."

"Sorry I unfriended you after seeing your Facebook ""Year In Review"" but it was bad enough the first time."

"If I was a villain, I would follow superheroes to their normal human interviews for jobs & note what they answer as their biggest weaknesses"

"I'm not good at many things. But incest is where I come into my own."

"What do you call an Irishman with a dangerous bacterial infection? A leperchaun! :D"

"I like women the way I like my wine... Locked up in the cellar."