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Joke of the Day

"I just got back from a trip to Flint I went there to experience some Heavy Metal."

"Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested? He attributed to the delinquency of a miner."

"My grandpa believes he is best friends with Freud. But I keep telling him he is just a Sigmund of his imagination."

"You ate some space food? Why on earth would you do that?"

"new kitten So I decided to teach my kitten to write. You might think it was pretty hard but he took to it easily. Before long he could do anything I could do.. Turns out he was a copy cat :)"

"[Stares deeply into date's eyes before going to the bathroom] ""I've counted these fries."""

"There's an age where being drunk becomes pathetic but if you hang in there somewhere around 70 it becomes cool again."

"I saw a naked black man in a tree today He was well hung"

"Red Dead Redemption 2 announced! Not. :^ )"

"I'd make a political joke here I'm just afraid it would be elected."