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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why I even bother having an iPhone anymore. It spends so much time on charge, you might as well call it a landline."

"Bumper sticker I boinked the mother of an honor roll student at Parkdale Elementary. My wife..."

"Trying to talk sense into a racist... Is like trying to beat a Jew at hide and seek."

"How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. But they totally wanted it."

"*notices it's not even 8am*nn*been tweeting like a boss...*nn*...to 5 insomniacs*"

"I did a stand up gig once for the homeless. I said ""It's nice to see so many bums on seats""."

"Just saw a billboard: $586.25 Complete cremation. 1) Is there partial cremation? 2) What's the 25cents for?"

"I went to that new sexy internet cafe My server sure had a nice rack"

"Ad a German i often hear some say we have a bad humor .... last time someone actually told me, he got burned with the other jews telling me. Edit: Damn it phone it is as and not ad ._."

"Missing South Africa In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: ""I miss South Africa."" So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read: ""I hope this helps."""