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Joke of the Day

"I just had some mediocre chinese food ... it was Tso Tso"

"My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She was livid: ""What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"""

"Why does a German always have the last laugh? He has to wait for the verb."

"A blonde asks her brunette friend... ... ""Didn't you get an HIV test last week?"" ""Yeah, it came back negative"" answered the brunette The blonde responds ""Maybe you should study next time"""

"I know a guy who bowled a 301. ""How'd he do that?"" Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose."

"Do you have oxygen and potassium? Because you seem OK. I'm not sorry"

"What did the Jamaican say when he lost the smelliest feet contest? DEFEAT STINKS!"

"Mexico's president says he will not go to the U.S. for a meeting with Trump The wall's not even finished and it kept a Mexican out!"

"""Last call for flight 254"" [Runs to gate] ""You barely made it"" [out of breath] This isnt my flight. I just wanted to tell you I'm a vegan"

"Open the door ...... Ooen the door.... Open the door Odour"