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Joke of the Day

"A blonde asks her brunette friend... ... ""Didn't you get an HIV test last week?"" ""Yeah, it came back negative"" answered the brunette The blonde responds ""Maybe you should study next time"""

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"Several years ago, the military upgraded the AR-15 to an AR-18, but quickly abondoned the new weapon. When asked about what happened to the new guns, a general replied, "" They Argon."""
"I am looking forward to 6pm Thanksgiving Day when Walmart opens its doors for its annual sale of trampled human corpses."
"I'm developing a new dandruff shampoo designed specifically for pubic hair. I'm going to call it Knees and Toes."
"If a recipe does not call for cheese, I'm gonna assume they forgot it and add an entire large bag. Well 3/4 of bag cause I ate some of it."
"Why do gay pirates always fight each other? They are always trying to get to the others booty"
"My Friends Call Me A Pedophile Because she's 18 and I'm 30, but I'll be damned if I let them ruin our seven year anniversary."
"saw license plate GODLSNS and am not sure whether it's God Listens or Godlessness. doin devil horns anyway"
"I have a genetic diarrhea disease... The shit runs in my family."
"I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those 'eat right and exercise' fads."