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Joke of the Day
"Why does a German always have the last laugh? He has to wait for the verb."
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"Pantyhose How many animals can you fit in a pantyhose? 10 little piggies 2 calves 1 ass 1 beaver A bunch of hares and.. 1 fish that no one can find."
"""What are you reading?"" Great Expectations. ""Is it any good?"" It's not all I hoped for."
"I came up with an original word yesterday... ...plagiarism."
"Where did I get my scarf? It's a CVS receipt. You love it? Oh thank you very much."
"Do you have eggs for breakfast? Kevin bacon"
"Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house? He's snowed in."
"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get their tiny legs apart?"
"What do gay horses eat? Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!"
"What do Mexican's put under their carpet? Underlay"