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Joke of the Day
"Do you have oxygen and potassium? Because you seem OK. I'm not sorry"
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"Everything doesn't ""happen for a reason."" The universe is not aware of your existence. Stop being arrogant."
"They say not to covet which isn't too difficult as a kleptomaniac."
"You know, once I entered a pun contest, I gave in 10 puns hoping one would win Unfortunately, no pun in ten did"
"Sometimes, when I'm bored, I tell my mother-in-law to relax."
"I just ate a breakfast of champions. There's. Blood. EVERYWHERE."
"What do Engineers use as birth control? Their Personality."
"For every stripper with ""daddy issues"" there are 10 more ""daddies with stripper issues"""
"What' the bare minimum? One bear"
"An elephant and a camel are talking The elephant asks, ""Why do you have boobs on your back?"" The camel replies, ""Ha! That's a funny question coming from an animal with a penis hanging from his face."""