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Joke of the Day
"I know a guy who bowled a 301. ""How'd he do that?"" Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose."
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"I feed my cat lemons. He's a real sour puss."
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"Journalists love covering Lindsay Lohan because what she is to actresses, they are to professions."
"Genders are like political parties... There are many, but only 2 actually matter."
"You know, I'm old enough to remember... When the worst thing you'd hear about on the news were highjacked jetliners flying into buildings. --Norm MacDonald"
"Why did the man on a lake full of docks build another one He felt the peir pressure"
"GENIE: you have three wishes. ME: sweet, I wish for pie. GENIE: okay, whatever, you have 3.14 wishes."
"If a woman is in the woods, with no male around Will she still complain?"