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Joke of the Day
"Why does Karl Marx hate earl grey? Because all proper tea is theft."
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"I Like my Women How I Like my Coffee Hot, wet, and wakes you up in the morning."
"Why can't white girls finish their sentences? Because they can't even"
"Why couldn't the melons be together? Everyone knows melons cantaloupe."
"One of the most popular searches on pornhub is Minecraft porn I tried searching for that once. Unfortunately, it was blocked."
"I wanted to crack a joke on cooking utensils... ...but it didn't pan out."
"I met a guy today with a huge tumor... It was tho growth."
"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates... They'll kill your dog."
"My daughter said, ""You're the best mommy ever!"" I'm really proud that she's learning sarcasm at such a young age."
"[girl's night out] WIFE: I'm off then ME: Okay WIFE: Don't do anything obtuse ME: Pfft - give me a break! {5 min later} ME *googling obtuse*"