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Joke of the Day

"I Like my Women How I Like my Coffee Hot, wet, and wakes you up in the morning."

"I saw a slim white guy in a dark alley that was so shady but funny... ..so funny and shady in fact, that if you saw him in a room full of ready to laugh people sitting down, he'd stand up."

"Despite having no nominations this year, I'm certain that black folks will clean up at The Oscars."

"Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite."

"Did this many people have birthdays before Facebook?"

"What script did the man with the longest penis get tattooed on his dick? TL;DR."

"What do these jokes and a ghost have in common? Boo man! Boo!"

"wife: um, why is the zoo calling about a missing giraffe? me measuring the ceiling: no idea."

"Nothing makes me feel more ""white collar"" than when I'm nodding my head at someone pointing to a line graph that I know nothing about."

"If a man says something in the middle of a forest and there is no women around to hear him is he still wrong?"