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Joke of the Day

"One of the most popular searches on pornhub is Minecraft porn I tried searching for that once. Unfortunately, it was blocked."

"Why were the police ever issued with pepper sprays? Surely this will lead to the creation of more seasoned criminals."

"NBC is contemplating a new TV series titled ""Airline Tragedies."" They are putting the pilot together right now."

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally"

"What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear? Sweet Nothings."

"I got kicked out of my club cuddling team today.. ..turns out they frown on the use of performance enhancing hugs."

"Did you hear the bad news about the Italian chef? He pasta way."

"How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic? Cash or Czech Edit: a word"

"Dating Profile Sex: Probably Favorite Food: Yes Favorite Movie: Star Wars Favorite Book: LOLZ"

"If my Sky Internet gets any slower by the time this video has downloaded the girl in it will be legal."