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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to crack a joke on cooking utensils... ...but it didn't pan out."

"What does 70 year old pussy taste like? Depends."

"Women call me ugly until they hear how much money I make. Then they call me ugly *and* poor."

"What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common? They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea"

"What has arms but can't move them? A small child paralyzed from the waist up."

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."

"Anxiety: making it impossible to tell the difference between a minor problem and a catastrophe since the development of the frontal lobe!"

"What Do You Call A 7 Second Minecraft Video? VINECRAFT DO IT FOR THE MINE XD"

"Learn how to avoid internet rip offs..... Send me Reddit gold and I will give you valuable information on how to avoid future scams."

"Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending "