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Joke of the Day

"The best place to hide a dead body is page 2 of Google search results or page 1 of Bing."

"What is wrong with the number 6.9? There is a period in the middle."

"Where do Angelfish swim? The Holy See"

"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar. They were followed by batman."

"What's a vampire cows worst fear? Steaks."

"For the record, riding my unicycle to the bank robbery was a terrible idea."

"I went to a really emotional wedding the other day... Even the cake was in tiers."

"I'd love to date one of our moderators. Every joke is long to them."

"TIFU by ordering the wrong sandwhich at subway... Whoops, wrong sub."

"to someone with x-ray vision two people making out look like skeletons that are really bad at eating each other"