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Joke of the Day

"I'm Trying Out Something New and Dating People Regardless of Their Gender: We'll see how it Pans out."

"Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge? Ghouldilocks."

"My cats are named Ra and Isis. In ancient Egypt, they would have been gods."

"My mate was devasted when a stunning Syrian lady stopped messaging him on a dating site . I told him don't worry there's plenty more refugee's in the sea"

"I wish some people could actually see their personality when they look in a mirror."

"How do you make a horomone? You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )"

"What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack? The lumberjack has a job."

"The only way that Mexico will build and pay for the wall... ..is after Trump runs the economy into the ground and Mexico has to keep the illegal job-seeking Americans out."

"Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil."

"Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because if they stood on no legs, they would fall over!"